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314eater:

what do pirates and pimps have in common? they both say “YO HO” and walk with a limp

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paradvx:

u ok?

paradvx:

u ok?

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commanderinqueef:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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thelaughingmango:

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

too soon

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scair-blud:

‘girls fantasy’

scair-blud:

‘girls fantasy’

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

blaineandersasss:

kpopcrackchat:

burqini:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

math more like no

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